The official Humanoid RPG thread! [2]

George: so, how are we all?

Zyle: *checks self* uh what happen? i felt like i was sleeping for days....

George: i dunno. But i think we were talking...about...something. Maybe we were asleep. But i dunno how...*looks around* oh. that's how. *sees Moz's bro nearby* So, you're here to take revenge, am i right?

Zyle: uh who?.... *pulls out usp*...

George: Moz's brother. He was the one who was supposed to mess up the gate so we couldn't leave sereitei. But me and Moz kicked his butt, i think...

Zyle: *just stares and dumbfounded....* uh ok? i didnt remember anyone messing up the gate.... or you and moz teaming up.... cause dont you hate moz?

George: Your memory must have been erased or something...remember, moz told us about the trap with the gate? And i don't hate him, he's just really annoying.

a tear opens up in the air and Viro comes falling out

Zyle: wait...... *backs away slowly... point the usp at george and the desert eagle towards viro* you mustnt be real...

George: Zyle, listen. We are real. If you don't believe us, i got a way to prove it. But you have to believe us, we are your friends!

Viro props himself onto his elbow: listen to her man, we are as real as you are

George: Somehow, i'm getting the vibe he won't believe us...

Zyle: ... why are you proping on your elbow? *shakes head* i really dont have to belive you i cant really remember anything....

*in the distance a faint sherik* (edit)

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George: *walks up to Viro and helps him up* Zyle, listen. If you don't believe us, there is one way i can prove it. *walks over to Zyle and places her hand on his shoulder* You, are a shinigami. Of sereitei. You are loved by Yami, and *looks sheepishly at Viro* ...and secretly kinda by me. You need to remember all this, and if you don't...*face looks troubled* lets just say you kiss the real world homecoming buh-bye.

Zyle: yami?.... *try to remember* who is she?....

George: uh, your girlfreind? *looks exasperated* WHAT TO YOU IS THE MOST SHOCKING THING? KISSING, HUGGING, TRIPPING WHAT?

Zyle: you know it looks like you need some angry mangement.... *looks at viro* dude did i tell her fix my window and what the hell is a sereitei

George: Anger management? I'm not mad, i'm just trying to make you remember. And yes you did tell me to fix your window, but Viro *points* did instead. Well, that's something i guess. Ans Sereitei is where we are now, in other words, heaven. Me, you, Viro and a few others got here, but we are not dfead. So now, we are trying to get home. Butyou, suddenly got kidnapped so me and my man Viro here came to bust you out. But now it seems your memory has been wiped cos you don't appear to remember anything...

Viro: forget it George, he's forgotten everything, and we should just go back to that dump of a city

Zyle: .... *looks at guns* huh so i got better ones... *checks the ammo* ??? this doesnt look like bullets.... *reinserts the clip and fires the desert eagle and a beam of light comes out* HOLY SHIT..... *checks the ammo to see that it still a full clip* how in the hell?

George: Viro, i ain't giving up on him. He at least remembered me smashing his window to bits. it's a start.

Viro: Zyle i don't want to do this but it's for your own good

Viro swings his scythe and hits Zyle with the flat of the blade, knocking him out
Viro Hauls him onto his shoulder

Viro: now lets get out of here

George: VIRO! *runs over and looks at Zyle* THAT WASN'T THE RIGHT THING TO DO! *Looks angry* gimme him. I'll teleport away, and you can get back your own way. I don't wanna talk to you anymore today. *grabs Zyle and teleports*

Zyle: GERK!!! *k.o*

*flashback*

Zyle: i really hate the mafia *checks the guys for guns* huh... standard issue miltary USPs... *grabs them and the ammo*

???(3): hey he just toke out tony and big fat jerry

???(4): dude shoot him... *they open fire*

Zyle: *dodges bullets and fires two bullets into the ???* you really dont want to Piss me off...

???(3): well if you ran this country as well as your miltary we wouldnt have to be here...

Zyle: you know i barely join the Marines... ok i really dont need to that shit from you... *pistol whips both ??? and k.o.s them*